Black Friday @ Kasa De Franko: A Fun Spanish School

Black Friday @ Kasa De Franko: A Fun Spanish School

Get New Toys or Learn Some Spanish, or Both

Word of advice:  Don’t look up Latino Black Friday unless you intend on getting a result list full of porn.  I’m not sure what this says about the world, or how Latinos are seen in the eyes of the consumer market, but they are undoubtedly being commodified for porn.

Anyway, do you have any thoughts on gearing up for some great sales this Black Friday?

Why not pick up a class at Kasa De Franko and learn some Spanish so you can earn more money this year!

While big box stores like Walmart and Target look to roll out major deals, don’t forget about Amazon and other online retailers for Cyber Monday.  The sales are everywhere, and I’m so giddy I think I might spend every last penny I have.  On second thought, maybe I’ll save a few for a rainy day.

So, let’s look at the top five Black Friday deals that got everyone licking their chops for low prices.

  1. Smart Home Devices

Keep in mind these are projected prices so don’t quote me.  However, expect these deals to be somewhere right in this ballpark. Do you see that G-spot to your right?

  • Echo Dot – $29.99
  • Google Home Mini – $29.99
  • Echo – $69.99
  • Google Home – $69.99
  • Echo Plus – $99.00

And don’t forget that Facebook Portal is getting a new smart-display device that offers video calls with other Facebook users (like me)!  I’m not sure about the price on that, however.

  1. TV’s

TV’s keep getting smarter and bigger for lower prices.  Here are some options and price ranges you can expect, but don’t quote me on these!

  • 40 inches – $150
  • 50 inches – $180
  • 55 inches – $180
  • 60 inches – $450
  • 65 inches – $500
  • 70 inches -$750

Just think.  You can plug your laptop into any one of these TV’s and get an excellent Spanish school right in your own home at KDF for much less than you pay for any of these devices.  Just do it!

  1. Gaming Consoles

Expect Virtual Reality to have a spike in sales because Oculus Rift is offering 50 dollars off on their system, and HTC Vive will be dropping theirs down too.  Also, the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 are offering slim versions most likely below 200 dollars and with bundles.  I assure you someone you know will want to get a new toy this Chrismas, and it might be the perfect way to have some downtime.  Especially if you are immersed in total virtual reality.  Just make sure you come out and join us in the real world because we’ll miss you.

 4. Phones

The battle of the phones begins on Black Friday, and the question is, are you going to upgrade?  Last year Samsung, Apple, and Google released new phones in the fall and then retailers lowered prices to lure buyers into improving them.  Are you ready to upgrade?  Now might be the best time!

  1. Kasa De Franko Spanish School

Yes, we are offering incredible deals on Spanish courses so that you can finally learn a second language.  It’s about time.  The benefits of learning how to speak Spanish are so many that I can’t even begin to count.  Here are some reasons why you should sign up for lessons at Kasa De Franko.

  • 5 Star Google Reviews
  • 5 Star on Yelp
  • Affordable Rates
  • Incredible Instruction
  • You’ll Have More Friends
  • You will be much smarter
  • You’ll have more sex 

Well, there you have it.  Black Friday 2018 is upon us, and I am officially encouraging you to spend your hard-earned dollars on cool toys so that you can experience a rush of happiness.  However, I must be clear that choosing number five will bring you the most of all benefits.  Learning a new language will open you to new horizons and can be integrated into your life in beautiful and bountiful ways.

Don’t just speak Spanish! Think in Spanish!

Don’t just learn Spanish! Embrace the Spanish Culture!