Months & Days

November Still Thinks It’s the Ninth Curious about why this “ninth month” is actually the eleventh? November still clings to its old-school...

💀 Why October Is Called October (Spoiler: the math doesn’t add up — blame the Romans). Look at your calendar. October is the tenth month.Now look...

September: When Seven Became Nine The Month That Forgot to Count: Summer’s packing up her sunblock, kids are pretending to love school, and the...

The Sheer Ego Behind This Name! Welcome to August, folks—the month where the sun’s still blazing, vacations are in full swing, and everyone’s in...

Why call it “July” & not “Sunblaze? Ah, July—the month of sizzling sidewalks, melting ice cream, and explosive fireworks...

Honoring Marriage in June? Hold onto your Roman mythology hats — we’re diving into how June got its name. You’ve probably heard that June is named...

Wait, What? Mayo is May? Okay, hold onto your sandwiches because we’re about to mix up months and condiments in the most bizarre way...

“April”: A Blooming Opening Ah, April—where the world bursts into bloom! But have you ever wondered why we call this vibrant month...

What happens in Mars, Stays in March? Ready to travel back in time and step into the sandals of Roman rulers? Ever wondered why March is called...

Make March New Year Again! That was Trump’s announcement after signing March’s New Year Proclamation in the Oval Office this morning...

February Is the Shortest & the Hottest! Do you know why February is the shortest and why it may even get shorter next year? Wait! What? Yes!...

A Month That Loves the Spotlight! Ever noticed how February is like that one guest at a party who arrives late, stays briefly, and still manages...