Raunchier Things Spanish People Say in the Bedroom: Part II

Raunchier Things Spanish People Say in the Bedroom: Part II

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Back due to popular demand is a lesson on how cool cream pumps onto crimson enchiladas—how “dipping one’s wick,” features a no-pants dance which cannot hold a candle to squeezing mas leche for Mami

Espik me the Espanesh Baby
Cuestión Clipart, Ropa, Vestido, Mujeres, Niña, Guante

Case-Study 1: Sonny, a horny American male hungry for sex, begs a buxom and irresistible brunette mujer with bronze skin named Sofia for CHAKA-CHAKA. They are having a steamy online conversation.

Sofia places her legs open (wearing a turtle-green skirt) on the webcam near his soon-to-be-dripping Leche-fountain, leaving him with a steel-hard popsicle nearing blast-off. She directs him to “mostrar lo que hay debajo  (show what’s underneath) the pantalones cortos de baloncesto negro (black basketball shorts).

But He Doesn’t Know Any Spanish Yet and says, “uhmmm, no espik” a daa Espanesh Baby,”…

And she turns from him and says, “Ya me bajaste la calentura, pendejo”, (no, you turned me off bitch) and wags her finger in his face, “nunca me contacte otra vez con esa cara de mierda,” (never contact me again shit face). Sonny vows to “tener sexo” (have sex) with Sofia and takes Online Lessons at KDF Spanish School and talks to the Instructor Uno Contra Uno (one on one) for ayuda (help).

Quick Sex Lesson for Sonny
Travieso, Zorro, Fetiche, Maduro, Bdsm, Corsé, Castigo

instructor looks at Sonny and tells him to sit his ass in a chair. He points to the chalkboard and teaches, “In Spanish, the word SEX is a cognate; SEXO is what you want with Misty, no, but let me warn you. Once you learn Spanish, you will become curious how to speak erotically, cause you’re a sex entity and free—Spanish is like sex-magic, it makes people go wild, and magical things happen.”

Sonny places his hand on the man’s shoulder. “Teach me,” he says. The instructor flips the chalkboard and reveals hundreds of dirty phrases saved for this very day.

“Remember, these words have extreme power,” he instructed, “and should not be used professionally or academically.”

Sonny stands up and screams, “just give it to me, Papi!” The instructor carries on:

Dirty Phrases of Immoral and Sinful Delight
Resumen, Niña, Dama, Lencería, Modelo, Sexy

Quiero comerme tu coño” I want to eat your pussy.

Quiero hacerte el amor a lo grandeI want to make great love to you.

Por favor, no te corras en la mantaPlease don’t cum on the blanket.

Que me jodan más fuerte” Fuck me harder.

“Vamos a tener una orgía” Let’s have an orgy.

Vamos a montarnos toda la noche como caballos

Let’s ride each other all night like horses.

Quiero apretar tu pecho guapo

 I want to squeeze your chest handsome.

Vamos a follarLet’s fuck.

Learning Result

After the lessons, Sonny uses his newfound speaking skills to reengage Sofia and the two fall in Love, have a family, winn the lottery, and make love every night for the next 73 years thanks to the premiere Spanish lessons at Kasa De Franko, the best Spanish school in the Bay Area (and online).

Shape Up and Learn
Hombre, Niño, Atractivo, Escote, Tío, Caliente

You may like the sound of Spanish men/women more than English ones ‘in the bedroom.’ You may love how their hair falls down across their booties lined with a tight little thong/G-string number—hips shaped like Peruvian mountains. Your future lover begs you to speak to their native language.

It’s time to fall in Love again, learn, and have fun, so you too puede ser un travieso sex-kitten (can be a naughty sex kitten).

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Stay frisky and enjoy the sizzling heatwave inside your shorts! We got work to do!

If you enjoyed this, check out Things Spanish People Say in the Bedroom Part I. Until next time, adios, and remember:

Lo que pasa en la Kama de Kasa De Franko, se queda en la Kama de Kasa de Franko.

 

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The content of this article is intended for adult audiences. The language may also be considered offensive to some people. Please confirm you are at least 18 years old to continue reading and read at your own discretion.