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Straight from the Zombie Planet! We got a resurrection: Christopher Columbus is back! Yes, resurrected. On October 9, 2026, Donald Trump made this...

Aren’t We Speaking American Yet? — Yeah… but not really! — I no comprendo, hombre! — I’m telling you, it’s about the new American...

BREAKING NEWS! Donald Trump has declared American the official language of the United States of America. Language experts everywhere are now...

Make March New Year Again! That was Trump’s announcement after signing March’s New Year Proclamation in the Oval Office this morning...

February Is the Shortest & the Hottest! Do you know why February is the shortest month of the year — and why it almost got even shorter after...

Venezuela: Third Strike Out! Yes! The Empire Strikes Back! No, not the movie.Although honestly, at this point, the script writers should sue...