The Coronavirus is Much Worse than the Spanish Virtual Virus: KDF Offering 50% Off Spanish Online Lessons

The Coronavirus is Much Worse than the Spanish Virtual Virus: KDF Offering 50% Off Spanish Online Lessons
¿Qué es COVID-19?

When experts claimed everything was under control, and it was “just the flu,” we got skeptical.

With the world’s population on its knees, struggling, and dying, we marveled at how something so delicious could lead to this.A shame, I thought, with a long-necked bottle in my hand. I let the flow trickle down my sink drain and said “a beer which pairs perfectly with lime and the sound of waves. My poor Corona.”

Now I drink Modelo.

Reality Check

You may be fearing the Coronavirus (or La Llorona/Chupa Cabra), and it’s understandable. There are lots of things to be afraid over (like getting kicked by donkeys), and I want you to understand that wild nights in Tijuana can lead to extraordinary encounters with the divine. Wild nights with a new type of virus can inhabit and overtake your soul once you sign up and begin.

You see, life is language.

Breathe in; it’s going to be okay.

The new Coronavirus ain’t nothing compared to what you might get should you make it to the end of this. Let’s talk sense; COVID-19 is like the evil stepsister that might kill you, but nine nights out of 10, watches you from a distance. She’s the type who stares across the table during family dinner and telepathically tickles your eyeball. She’s the kind of girl that spends a suspicious amount of time in another room scribbling black lines over your photo when company is around.

She licks her sharp fangs when she laughs at your misfortunes and leaves unwrapped tampons under your pillow. She’s a bitch with an attitude who has a slight drive to put you in the dirt forever. But she’ll probably end up spending the summer at camp, and you’ll never have to worry about it. Chill, you’re going to be ok.

Don’t Be Afraid of Coronavirus, But Look Out for the Kasa De Franko Virus

I’m not scared, and neither should you be. This isn’t a zombie-apocalypse. You don’t have to get your chainsaw from the garage and lube it with grease just yet. But you may have to embrace a new virus. Let me tell you about it.

There’s a contagious new virus coming quicker than you know.

This unseen Espanol language virus brought into the online world by Kasa De Franko Spanish School seeks transmission for a mono-y-mono with any curious soul available. This virus wants to aid you, envelop you; it wants to salsa, merengue, and bachata with you, and party.

Come and see what we’re all about.

Let’s Learn Spanish and See Which Virus is More Potent

I’m not so concerned with where this corona-beer-virus came from, and not from a Budweiser factory, I know that!

All I know is that since I was a Peruvian pup, breathing the Andes mountains and Amazon rainforest in, with a straw hat and switchblade at my hip, that I had the language bug built within me. And I’ve spread it far and wide, across the world, and to America.

As people smarter than me sequenced this little bugger and I studied it, I cooked up a brilliant lesson plan,  got my college degree, and resolved how to help my students worldwide become better speakers of the Spanish language and have success learning Spanish. With lessons from Kasa De Franko, there are incredible offerings online and in the bay area. We provide a learning environment that accelerates your learning and we have fun at the same time. Too good to be true? Not with the Franko Language Virus!

WTF, is this Coronavirus blowing up my phone? 

When Santa came and delivered presents, and people were traveling from all over the world, this coronavirus tried to be cooler than Espanol.

I’m no epidemiologist or communist, but I do love language. I know that words have power, and no great force can contain the spread of language.

Whatever happens, happens mis amigos. You may very soon have a lot of time on your super-clean hands.

You will be looking at your bookshelves, thinking, “what should I read next.” I have an idea. Embrace your inner Don Quijote and Don Juan Demarco and learn Espanol today!

Come get a much sweeter virus…one that vibrates your tongue to the roof of your mouth as you scream, “aye Papi!” and “viva la Vida!”

As you (and your friends and family) participate in online lessons at Kasa De Franco, you will be laughing. Not only will you receive first-hand top-down signature language instruction from El Capitan Franko, but you’ll also be wishing you had more quarantine time to relax and learn this language of love. Get yourself a two-week supply of beans, rice, margarita mix, and toilet paper and buckle in (or freeball) and let’s learn Espanol!

As you (and your friends and family) participate in online lessons at Kasa De Franco, you will be laughing. Not only will you receive first-hand top-down signature language instruction from El Capitan Franko, but you’ll also be wishing you had more quarantine time to relax and learn this language of love. Get yourself a two-week supply of beans, rice, margarita mix, and toilet paper and buckle in (or freeball) and let’s learn Espanol!

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