I Don’t Like Hiding My Huevos!
“Never have, never will,” Benito Camel Weberto sighed, adjusting his glasses. “And don’t even try to tell me Easter is Pascua in Spanish, like it’s the same thing with just a different name. Sure, technically it is—but that’s like calling a taco and a Lunchable food. Same category? Maybe. But does it hit the spot? Absolutely not.
“When Did Even Resurrection Become Optional?”
Benito went on, waving a paw. “And don’t even get me started on the non-religious Easter. When did resurrection become optional? Yes! Tell me when!” he grumbled, as his therapist raised an eyebrow. Dr. Bea Calm thought she had everything under control — until Benito the Bunny asked for his next session to be held in “a patch of clover.”
She raised her eyebrow even higher and puckered her lips, trying to figure out if it was a joke — or if Benito was the joke himself.
Meds or Margarita?
The therapist, Bea Calm, blinked, unsure whether to prescribe meds or a margarita.
“What’s the matter?” she asked,
“I don’t understand this whole Easter egg thing,” Benito Camel Weberto said, clearly confused.
“Why not?” the therapist asked, leaning forward.
“I don’t like hiding my huevos,” Benito mumbled, shaking his head in disbelief.
His therapist looked even more confused, trying to make sense of a 6.66-foot-tall man in a fluffy pinkish bunny suit, passionately objecting to hiding his huevos for Pascua.
“Just Chill, Dr. Calm!” She Talked to Herself…
Dr. Bea Calm, ever the professional, cleared her throat. “Just chill, Dr. Calm,” she muttered again to herself, clenching her jaw like someone about to lose it over a bunny in crisis.
“So, Benito, what brings you here today?”
“Well,” Benito said, leaning back in his chair like a true philosopher, “I just don’t like hiding my huevos. The world’s got so many contradictions, and I’m over pretending everything’s all perfect and sunny when the truth is, people just wanna hide eggs and call it ‘Easter.’”
Dr. Bea Calm Took a Deep Breath!
Her eyebrow still raised as she glanced at the window, which was suspiciously filled with sunlight and bird songs on a Sunday Easter evening. She regretted taking this last-minute session recommended by a colleague who said, “He’s quirky but harmless.”
“Let’s take this one step at a time, Benito. You’re feeling… exposed?” Dr. Calm asks calmly, trying not to flinch at the word huevos.
“More like scrambled,” Benito sighed, dramatically placing a paw on his chest. “Every year it’s the same—paint the eggs, hide the eggs, pretend the eggs don’t symbolize fertility or rebirth or my unresolved issues with commitment. Just once, I want to celebrate Easter without being expected to hop around like a fluffy lie.”
Dr. Calm nodded slowly, already writing “possibly metaphorical rabbit” in her notes.
At this point…
Bea Calm Was More Anxious Than Benito the Bunny
The therapist didn’t quite know how to respond—neither would I.
This was no ordinary therapy session.
This was the story of Benito Camel Weberto, a Spanish-speaking Easter Bunny — or at least, that was his autoperception — in full-blown existential crisis over the gringo tradition of hiding huevos for Pascua.
Let’s Unpack This Fluffy Drama, Shall We?
What? I’m so confused! What are you talking about, Willis?
Ok! Let’s spill the beans: Imagine a Spanish-speaking Easter Bunny going to therapy because he doesn’t understand why American rabbits hide their huevos on Pascua.
Why the urge to hide your huevos?
This is not very egg-citing for old Spanish bunnies! According to Easter tradition, bunnies hide eggs with goodies inside, waiting to be found. However, hiding “huevos” (eggs) is not a very common tradition for a Spanish-speaking bunny in America Latina. That’s why Benito the Bunny looked so confused.
Benito the Bunny Seeks Therapy!
As Benito the Bunny sits in his therapy session, struggling to understand the American tradition of hiding Easter eggs, the therapist suggests exploring the broader context of Easter traditions to shed light on his confusion.
This prompts Benito to reflect on the cultural differences he’s encountered, leading to a discussion of Easter traditions and their variations across different cultures.
Benito the Bunny’s Predicament
Understanding Benito’s predicament, we would be able to discuss further and promote cultural awareness, the doctor explains. We don’t want more confused bunnies not knowing what to do with their “huevos”.
Let’s get started with Easter festivities’ origins to better help our dear friend Bemito understand cultural differences.
Los orígenes de la Pascua
Easter/Pascua is a religious festivity, right? Maybe! Historical scholars are still unsure which religion to think of! Whether the tradition comes from a pagan Goddess ritual, a Christian divinity, or a fascinating syncretic and romantic tradition, it’s not essential to our discussion.
Kasa De Franko intends to help you understand the Hispanic tradition from a Peruvian perspective. Born and raised in Peru, Benito the Bunny traveled around other Spanish-speaking countries, and because of this, he can definitely offer a well-rounded experience when teaching Spanish and Latino American traditions.
Comparing the South and the North!
Let’s compare how Pascua/Easter is celebrated in both the Northern and Southern hemispheres of the American continent. Although Easter and Pascua share similarities, it’s easy to find the differences between both celebrations, especially in the Americas.
In the Christian tradition, both cultures celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. This doesn’t mean they don’t also share other pagan traditions. It’s a fantastic syncretism (blending of two religions) that allows us to enjoy what we now celebrate.
Semana Santa In Peru
In Peru, a ritual of church-hopping with repetitive mumbling and praying of “el Rosario” is a very popular tradition during Semana Santa (Holy Week). You see here, in Peru, peeps hop from church to church to lay on their knees while in the North rabbits lay eggs and hop from one to another—or they just hop around. You know: Just for fun!
Practitioners sit on their knees, cruising around to (at least) seven churches. While on their knees, they perform strange rituals and movements to help their sins go away. Cue the dance music, right!?
If you want to wash your sins away as well, then don’t use any soap. Instead, you must be a good Catholic and follow the traditional cannibalistic and vampiric rituals of eating the body and drinking the blood of your Lord. Now, let’s go back to Benito the Bunny’s huevos and what the doctor has to say.
I don’t paint my huevos
Do bunnies in the Spanish culture paint their “huevos” like in North America? The therapist asked! NO! What a weird culture, right? That’s so boring! Benito the Bunny replied. Anyway, on to more important matters! The therapist said as he continued with the session.
How do we go from the savior of humanity to a humanoid rabbit that stashes eggs filled with goodies?Jesus and the bunny can’t be the same person, can they? ¡Oh Dios mío, espero que no! Benito said.
Christ & the Rabbits!
We have tons of theories out there, but nobody knows for sure how Jesus is related to rabbits! In some ancient cultures, rabbits represent fertility. Whoever made us believe that bunnies get to hide eggs so that people can find them had no idea of the outcome.
The Christian tradition of South American countries has ignored this tradition for centuries. Nowadays, however, this bunny tradition is starting to gain popularity, and people are now talking about “el Conejo de Pascua” (Easter bunny) in Peru.
Perusalem: A Bizarre Culture!
In some Spanish-speaking countries, we have followed other types of bizarre traditions. In Peru, Catholics take their sacred images (a.k.a. DIVINE TOYS) for a ride around the “hood”—they call it processions.
However, times are changing and, now, people are more into celebrating with the Easter bunny exchanging and decorating their “huevos”—of course.
How Peruvians Experience New Traditions!
Nowadays, the new generation of Peruvian bunnies are adjusting themselves to modern times and is open to celebrating Easter the same way as their counterparts in Europe and the United States. However, the older ones are having trouble understanding why the new generations keep hiding their “huevos” on Pascuas!
On Therapy!
As older bunnies go to therapy, they talk to their specialists to find an explanation for their problems. Not being able to find a solution to their lack of social adjustment, older bunnies try to blame it on their younger counterparts.
They regularly accuse them of adopting those foreign and weird habits of not only hiding but also coloring their “huevos.” They can’t understand younger bunnies being proud of first hiding their eggs to later showing off their multicolored “huevos” and passing them from hand to hand.
Younger Bunnies Going to Therapy
Some of the younger bunnies also go to therapy, but for a different reason: They can’t understand why, for them, hiding their “huevos” has become a problem and affects their entire life, even preventing them from working. They didn´t need to hide their huevos before, and nowadays they feel the urge.
They also want to be hiding their “huevos.” This problem gets worse after carnival and Lent and escalates around Easter time. The most common way to deal with it is eating lentils during Lent and fish on the two last days before Easter.
Times are changing!
However, older bunnies understand that times are changing, and they must adjust themselves to societal changes, especially those older than 50. To avoid any social sanction, they have also started to hide their “huevos’’. Since they are not used to this new habit, they don’t tend to be very successful at protecting all of them, and with difficulty, they only get to hide half of them.
Those in their 40s have an easier time understanding the new changes, but bunnies over 70 years are more successful hiding their “huevos.” Even though they don’t like painting their huevos, they seem to adjust better to the new times. That’s good. They do not need to show their huevos anymore!
Well, at least the older cojones “conejos” don’t recycle their food (a.k.a. as KK o sea “caca”) as much as the youngest one does. Yes, the youngest is usually full of shit! Let’s wrap up our session with Oldie Bunny.
Embrace Cultural Differences!
The point here is, the therapist tells Benito the Bunny, cultures vary greatly depending on what country you’re in. The beauty of learning a foreign language is not just the ability to communicate but to experience an entirely new world.
My best advice to you during Easter, the therapist continues addressing Benito, besides signing up for a course at Kasa De Franko is, always good to keep your “huevos” where the sun doesn’t shine! It helps keep them fresh and nobody would mess with them?
Understanding Cultural Differences
Benito, it’s understandable that you’re feeling frustrated and confused by these new traditions, the doctor says. Remember, it’s okay to feel uncertain when faced with unfamiliar customs. Instead of focusing on what you don’t understand, try to approach these traditions with curiosity and an open mind.
Take small steps to explore and learn about them, and don’t be afraid to ask questions or seek guidance from others. And most importantly, be patient with yourself as you navigate this cultural journey. You may find that embracing these new traditions brings joy and enriches your cultural experience unexpectedly.
What We Can Learn!
Just as Benito the Bunny navigates his confusion with humor and resilience, we too can embark on our own journey of cultural understanding through language and education.
So, let’s embrace the richness of the Spanish language and culture at Kasa De Franko, where learning is not just about communication, but also about experiencing an entirely new world. Why not start this journey with a complimentary ticket for a Spanish ride?
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Contact us at Kasa de Franko! Now that you know Easter is Pascua in Spanish, go for more. We teach cool facts about Latino-America and traditions of other Spanish-speaking countries, along with expert language instruction. Follow the rabbit to good fortune, my friends!
