Closet-Room Talk at KDF
Coming out of the closet may be the hardest thing for those ‘gay-but-not-yet-publicly-gay’ folks. For those who do, they push the closet door further open, making room for those still in it, fumbling with their fears while keeping their best parts (and dance moves) locked away from the world to witness.
A Crowded Closet!
The closet is a very crowded place where everyone lingers for some time before admitting to some sweet-and-poor soul (usually a therapist) that they cannot stop thinking about golden showers, octogenarians, dental assistants, and suction-cupped dildos on their toilet seat.
For those in the closet fantasizing about shower time with their same-sex next-door neighbor, or getting whipped and publicly humiliated while electric nipple shockers electrocute them enough to almost kill them, at KDF, we don’t judge—some people frankly like policing their lovers with vibrators, not tasers, and packing their own homemade stuffing and gravy inside another for dessert.
Overflowing Closets!
The closets are still overflowing, but gay people are braver than those still on the fence. At KDF Spanish School, we support the LGTBQ community, and you for who you are. We share this language and the world and welcome you to sign up for a Spanish School, unlike any other. You are royalty to us!
Pride Is
Freedom is choosing how you want your bagel smeared with cream cheese on the house. 2024 is a better time to be prouder than ever because the law supports it! Being unashamed of who you are makes you a proud person who can claim equal rights just like everyone else.
Brief Sodomy History Lesson
In 2003, the Supreme Court declared that sodomy laws were unconstitutional. Sodomizing became OK between consenting humans and…wait—2003? Yes, it’s only been 17 years since you could lawfully play Packer or Ram with Mister or Misses Wigglesworth.
It wasn’t until 2015 that the Supreme Court ruled in Obergefell v. Hodges legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. This really marked a historical turning point in U.S. history regarding same-sex marriage. As you can see, it wasn’t that long ago and we still have a long way to go.
Goats, sadly, have yet to get the rights they so genuinely deserve and cannot be assfucked without a severe penalty, so focus your efforts elsewhere (you weasel ?).
Sodomy is Now a Mommy!
Fortunately, sodomy is now OK with our overlords, and I’m assuming God too! Jesus and God love everyone, and they don’t say much anyway, so we have to believe they are cool with a bit of hard banging at 3 a.m., a rehearsal for “The Milkman Cometh.” Plus, Jesus never had a problem with black leather whips, assless chaps, or Freddy Mercury—I’ve read the Bible, so I know.
Gen Z and Gender Identity
After the millennial era passed with a whoopee came Gen Z, further pushing the bar on the new normal. Sexual identities popped up faster than sleazeballs do at your local Chevy dealer, and now, Gay Pride is everywhere today as kids purely question what we even are. These kids have done a lot to carry the torch of their flaming forefathers and mothers.
Gender-creative 13-year-old CJ Duron says, “Gender Is Over” and is so last year. She’s dealt with a healthy dose of haters and bullies but advises youngins that “you aren’t weird, you’re just different. And being different is awesome!” At KDF, we agree!
We welcome trans people, people of color, no matter what color of the rainbow they are. Whether you come from the Gayborhood or Costa Rican ghetto, we help those looking to improve their Spanish.
Gay Pride Everywhere
No Fraternity party or buddy barbeque can hold a dildo to a Gay Pride parade—unless that party erupts into a free-for-all sex party or revolution for civil liberties. Most Fraternity parties end up in lawsuits and rape charges anyway, and your buddy talking on and on about how the San Fransisco Giants failed once again gets old after a while, so get some Pride and taste the rainbow.
Gay Bars are better anyway. The jubilation is uncanny, the freedom inspiring. Peacock-men and faux cop outfits with little gear to speak of flaunting around like it’s 1985, and the Chicago Bears just won the Super Bowl.
This Pride Month, we at KDF invite you to test the constraints of gender identity in yourself and respect all walks of life. Listening to the gay community, learn about their lifestyles and battles, promotes a sense of joy, that people can be happy to be who they are.
Stonewall Uprisings
For gay people, Stonewall was the day everything changed. Protestors clashed with police. Stonewall is about speaking truth to power, live your life the way you’re meant to live your life.
Harvey Milk once said, “Hope will never be silent.” Being gay is a blessing, one that people who embrace this wondrous act of love know all too well.
Fornicate in peace, my friends, and check out our specials. We have lovely moments online and in-person with our students at KDF Spanish School. So many you’ll be golden showering your pants during the Zoom, kicking your friends out of the closet to share their love of Spanish Language, and taking pride in the people we’ve grown up to become. Talking about love, it’s time to learn some love & dirty phrases in Spanish.
Ready to add Romance?
Explore our blog for a delightful collection of Romantic Phrases in Spanish. Check out our blog section, “Things Spanish People Say in Bed”, for a playful selection of romantic phrases. Dive into “El Sexi Chupacabras” for bold expressions and sensual vocabulary, including how to say ‘I love you’ and more.
Discover Legendary Tales
Interested in myths and folklore? Delve into our “Legends & Folktales” section for stories featuring mythical figures from Hispanic traditions like la Santa Muerte, la Llorona, la Ciguapa, and El Sexi Chupacabras.
Laugh and Learn
If you’re in the mood for humor, we’ve got you covered! While phrases like ‘¡Feliz Año Nuevo!’ or ‘¡Me Gusta la Chucha de tu Madre!’ can bring a smile, we always emphasize respectful language learning. Explore our ‘About’ section to learn about our dedication to teaching, and don’t miss our free lessons at Kasa de Franko.
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Curious about Kasa De Franko? We offer flexible, enjoyable, and affordable Spanish lessons for all ages. Our polyglot instructor and founder, Franko, brings deep expertise in language and culture, ensuring a rich learning journey.
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Ready to begin your Spanish journey? Visit Kasa de Franko, your cultural and linguistic oasis. Sign up for a free class today to explore history, language, and culture. Just click the red button to get started! And always remember…”
