Cyber-Deals on Moon-Day!

Monday deals to deal with on Monday! What about a Free Spanish Lesson for Cyber Monday! That´s what we got! Just not any Monday but Cyber Monday.

Monday has never been my favorite day.  For most, it’s the beginning of the workweek which brings mixed feelings.

Waking up after a weekend can be tough; I get it! It’s hard to shake off the perpetual hangover and crossfading from the entire weekend

Lunatic Cyber-lunes!

However, considering that the bigger discounts come after Black Friday, Monday is a day worth-living. My favorite day of the year after my birthday is Cyber Monday—or Cyber-lunes in Spanish.

As Monday is a Moon-Day, it is an opportunity to get all lunies: Loo, loo, looonies with the crazy discounts at Kasa de Franko.

Get All Loonies on Lunes!

While officially it’s called Cyber Monday, which is the internet Black Friday, I think it should be renamed.

Let’s be honest: the name, Cyber Monday sounds a bit boring. Cyber Sex Monday, on the other hand, is a CTA (call to action)—a.k.a. time to celebrate life and, maybe, bringing more life into the world.

Cyber-Crazy-Moon-Sexy Day!

As you know, most everyone loves sex, and these days so many people are doing it online opposed to in real life, so why not just cross the two together?

Since we are talking about one of our most important needs, why don´t you check out some romantic and sexy Spanish phrases you can use with your loved one (or loved ones) during this Cyber-Crazy-Moon-Sexy Day. If you are into it, check out our saga: Things Spanish People Say in Bed.

Save Money on Monday!

I assume you and Cyber Monday need no introduction.  If you like to buy things online (and who doesn’t?) then now is the time to analyze some seriously discounted products and buy them.

With Christmas approaching and the hunt for gifts underway, why not save money while also considering something more meaningful? How about gifting the invaluable skill of a new language to your loved ones?

Cyber-Moonie Deals!

Here at KDF, we’re thrilled to present our Cyber-Moonie Deals! Whether you’re in the mood to shop or not, check out our Free Spanish Lessons for Cyber Monday!—available both online and in person. Take a look and discover the perfect fit for you or your loved ones!

50% OFF Pre-Basic Spanish Small Group Lessons
50% OFF Early Bird Spanish Small Group Lessons
Up to 30% OFF Prime Time Small Group Lessons
Up to 30% OFF KDF Premium Private Lessons (1-1)
Up to 30% OFF Learn Spanish Speaking 1-1 sessions
50% OFF KiDeeF Spanish Small Group Lessons
Up to 50% OFF KiDeeF Private lessons,
Up to 50% OFF KinDerF Private lessons
Falta Up to 30% OFF on Family Spanish lessons

KDF Gift Cards!

If you´d like us to virtually wrap it for a gift, we can certainly do that. We definitely got the KDF Gift Cards for you during this holiday season.

Free Lessons at KDF

Cyber Monday isn’t just about grabbing things for others; it’s also a chance to treat yourself at discounted rates or even for free. Wait! What? Who offers things for free nowadays? Kasa De Franko does!

At Kasa De Franko, we’re deeply passionate about teaching Spanish. We believe that anytime is the perfect time to start learning Spanish—constantly expanding our language skills and building a foundation for the future in this cyber world we live in

Why Cyber Monday?

If you aren’t big on shopping on Black Friday and want to relax or get some rest, then I don’t blame you.  Cyber Monday is perfect for scoring great deals without having to leave your home.

Keep in mind that these aren’t just one-day events. According to Ray Wimer a professor of retail practice at Syracuse University “Black Friday is no longer a one-day shopping extravaganza.  It signals a kickoff to a five-day promotional period that concludes on Cyber Monday.”

Five days of deals? 

This is almost as good as covering a lover in whip cream! No! Cream pie is something else!

The National Retail Federation says that over 160 million people are expected to shop throughout the five-day Thanksgiving weekend and that 71 percent are going to be going to brick-and-mortar stores on Black Friday.

However, 54 percent of U.S. shoppers are expected to shop online for simplicity and convenience. Now that you know this, what’s next? Let’s look into our possibilities.

What´s the dealio?

If you’re chilling at home, shopping comfortably from your couch in your Spiderman undies, then why not nab the coolest deals that could level up your life?

Rather than splurging on stuff you might not even use, why not invest in yourself? Learning a new language can seriously boost your game in this global world.

KDF Discount Heavens!

Not sure if Kasa De Franko fits your vibe? What about getting a Free Spanish Lesson for Cyber Monday? Yes! Grab a free trial lesson with us, whether in a group or private session. Yeah, in group is even better!

A group lesson may definetely be your thing and you could enjoy it better than the private lessons! It is always good to have someone to share with your new acquired linguistic skills.

Dive in, check out our KDF methods, and see if we’re a match made in Cyber Monday Heaven! Yes, Kasa De Franko is Spanish Heavens! Discount Heavens is here to stay until the end of the year. Now, deals last longer!

More Deals, Longer Time!

Have you noticed that deals are being extended much earlier than usual?  And now they’re going to be lasting a bit longer too.  So, bigger and lasting longer:  Horny people, stop clapping your hands! We are talking about the bigger discounts for Cyber week.

Expect to see deals going beyond Cyber Monday and lasting a full three weeks total of discounted merchandise.

As a breakdown of dollars spent, consumers are expected to average $903 up from $700-is in previous years.

Typically, shoppers spend most of their money on kids ($447), significant others ($293), parents ($316), and siblings ($201). 

Wish lists tend to feature consumer electronics (68%), clothing (56%), and shoes (41%).  But don’t forget the money we spend on ourselves!

Treat yourself for all that hard work you’ve done this year. Why not cover yourself in whip cream for a change?

Spend wisely and have fun!

There is no better time than now to start learning how to speak Spanish at KDF.  As the world becomes more global, there are incredible opportunities for a person to make more money by being bilingual/multilingual. Don’t forget the social reasons to learn Spanish or, maybe, the Top Six Reasons Not To Learn Spanish.

It’s just too much fun to inhabit another culture, see the world with new eyes and engage with a beautiful language. So, now it is time to reserve your free lessons and let the fun begin! Short on funds?

¡No hay dinero, no hay problema! (No money, no problem!) Free Spanish Lesson for Cyber Monday! Seize your complimentary Spanish lessons at Kasa de Franko. Explore our Cyber Week offers with discounts of up to 50% OFF!

Spanish Free Lesson!

If you enjoyed reading this article, we’ve got another incentive for you to delve into learning Spanish and fall in love with it. FREE, FREE, FREE. Does it mean anything to you on Cyber Monday—or even better Cyber Week at KDF.

What are you waiting for? Grab your Free Spanish lessons for Cyber Monday at Kasa de Franko. Take advantage of our Cyber Week discounts. Up to 50% OFF

Learn Spanish for free and start enjoying the natural sexiness of a romance language: Spanish! You can also learn about interesting creatures in Hispanic world as El Sexi Chupacabras, La Santa Muerte, La Llorona, etc.

Red Means Free!

Hit that red button down there! Let’s get this party started! As you dive into learning, remember Spanish isn’t just about cool sexy phrases, legends, myths, gossip or rumors—it’s a whole culture!

Spanish is a way of life! Get ready to soak up Spanish culture like a sponge! And hey, always keep in mind…..

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